Friz On Film: Oscars 2017 Drinking Game

It’s that time of year again!

The Oscars are this Sunday..who better to tell you how to get drunk during them than a guy who rarely drinks?

^^ Total lie FYI

 

Sip:

  • When “City Of Stars” wins Best Original Song because: “Drive It Like You Stole It” AND “Still Falling For You” were totally ROBBED of a nomination
  • Someone trips
  • Emma Stone wins
  • Emma Stone wins AND makes ZERO sense in her acceptance speech
  • Isabelle Huppert wins
  • Isabelle Huppert wins and you have NO CLUE who she is
  • Casey Affleck doesn’t shave

Take a shot:

  • Because Amy Adams was snubbed for Best Actress
  • Because Meryl Streep WASN’T snubbed  for Best Actress
  • Every time someone makes fun of Trump.
  • Every time someone makes a political statement
  • Every time Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t get a laugh
  • Sting performs that song from a movie no one saw
  • Someone says “Hidden Fences”
  • Someone cries

Chug:

  • When the show runs mucho overtime
  • Someone gets played off stage by the music OF DEATH
  • When “La La Land” wins
  • When “Moonlight” upsets “La La Land” for the Best Picture prize
  • When “Hidden Figures” goes home empty handed (unfortunately)
  • When the show FINALLY fucking ends